Maureen Dowd hates Twitter

Maureen Dowd joins the chorus of Twitter haters with this inane column. Here is a lovely satire titled Ms. Dowd Inteviews the Inventor of the Telephone.

I, for one, am happy that all the folks who are convinced that Twitter is annoying, narcissistic, civilization-destroying nonsense have vowed never to open a Twitter account, although Twitter co-founder Biz Stone had a kinder and more helpful response to Maureen Dowd’s No Twitter stance:

ME: I would rather be tied up to stakes in the Kalahari Desert, have honey poured over me and red ants eat out my eyes than open a Twitter account. Is there anything you can say to change my mind?

BIZ: Well, when you do find yourself in that position, you’re gonna want Twitter. You might want to type out the message “Help.”